got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
a prank is:
- something you can look back on and genuinely laugh at whether or not you were the victim
being an asshole is:
- destroying public and private property
- deliberately triggering someone
- inflicting lasting harm on someone
- generally ruining someone’s day, then laughing about it
this april fool’s day, pull pranks instead of being an asshole
The beautiful United States of America.
Fuck, I just started sing the “fifty nifty united states” song from like the 2nd grade.
don’t ever trust cute boys because i can go from this:
in .5 seconds or your money back
a challenger has appeared!!
Step aside gents
you can trust me i’m always ugly
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
Thanks, periwinkle AKA Pinkerwinker
El kitty cat-o
The infinite patience of dogs.
WHY IS THE THING NOT FEARING ME. THERE SHOULD BE A BUTTON FOR THESE THINGS. I FIND BUTTON.
Man, I give it to the AKita with the black kitten … this is too cute
Big woofs, tiny meows.
sorry mate but that’s a Samoyed, not japanese/american akita.
leopard seals are basically big vicious water cats